What am I apologizing for?
Well, remember back when I said I'd try to trim down the fish tales?
I tried folks...honestly I did.
But this is just another example of how the Asylum works against me in the silliest ways.
My husband thinks I'm crazy.
Last night we are watching a movie, the house is nice and quiet, besides the tv. I hear a noise, like a squeak, comparable to a cricket (?). I've heard this before. It keeps me awake on the couch nights hubby snores me out of the bedroom.
It is the sound of the frogs calling to each other.
I ask him" do you hear that? "
"hear wha?"
The funny thing to even begin with is that I'm asking 'he who does not hear at normal decibels'.
of course he didn't hear it, but he grins, mutes the tv, and cocks his head.
And, of course, they were quiet. . .
Until he turned the volume back on.
*sigh*
never fails.
So we had a debate about my sanity, and if in fact the frogs were able to make noise.
I swear they are.
I picked up a hair clip, and squeezed it- it made almost the same sound.
He declares "that must be it then"
And yet the frogs continues their game throughout this debate- myself stopping mid sentence several time to say "did ya hear it THAT time?!"
"no , you were talking"
He never did claim to hear it. He may have simply not told me if he did, he seemed to be enjoying watching the animals of the house have yet another giggle on my behalf.
Well, remember back when I said I'd try to trim down the fish tales?
I tried folks...honestly I did.
But this is just another example of how the Asylum works against me in the silliest ways.
My husband thinks I'm crazy.
Last night we are watching a movie, the house is nice and quiet, besides the tv. I hear a noise, like a squeak, comparable to a cricket (?). I've heard this before. It keeps me awake on the couch nights hubby snores me out of the bedroom.
It is the sound of the frogs calling to each other.
I ask him" do you hear that? "
"hear wha?"
The funny thing to even begin with is that I'm asking 'he who does not hear at normal decibels'.
of course he didn't hear it, but he grins, mutes the tv, and cocks his head.
And, of course, they were quiet. . .
Until he turned the volume back on.
*sigh*
never fails.
So we had a debate about my sanity, and if in fact the frogs were able to make noise.
I swear they are.
I picked up a hair clip, and squeezed it- it made almost the same sound.
He declares "that must be it then"
And yet the frogs continues their game throughout this debate- myself stopping mid sentence several time to say "did ya hear it THAT time?!"
"no , you were talking"
He never did claim to hear it. He may have simply not told me if he did, he seemed to be enjoying watching the animals of the house have yet another giggle on my behalf.
************
again, my apologies for staying in the fish tank.
the frogs don't call constantly. it's about every two or three weeks, at night they'll call back and forth for about a week.
makes sense that this could be a mating thing- they are FROGS.
I find the funniest part about thier little vocal seesions, is that during the day they are more active. Well- kind of. they mostly sit around the bottom of the tank anyway- but when they are vocal it looks like they are wrestling .
Every time I walk by its another weird pose. and one always seems to be choking the hell out of the other.
makes me want to tap the glass and yell " TAP OUT already!!! "
Again, of course, my husband thinks I'm nuts. My theory is that we watch so much UFC, and practice karate as well- that the frogs have picked it up.
hey why not, this IS the asylum right?
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